This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
