they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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