yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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