So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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