how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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