just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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