I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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