Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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