u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
A+ Viking dick
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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