I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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