sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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