so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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