so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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