how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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