I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I have post one night stand depression
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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