How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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