operation harelip BJ is a go
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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