party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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