So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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