Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I use my feet as sexual weapons
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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