Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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