We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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