Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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