I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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