she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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