We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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