Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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