he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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