I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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