I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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