He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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