Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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