Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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