oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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