I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
