Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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