Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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