there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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