Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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