Me too!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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