Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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