i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I got inside last night via doggy door
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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