Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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