Hey man sorry I got all grabby
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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