True but thats because hes a fetus.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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