You can't motorboat a personality
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
