the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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