Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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