You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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