Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
there was a trapeze. enough said
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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