this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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