It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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