All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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