Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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