She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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