you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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