I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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